Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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