It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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