brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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