why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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