4 words: hood of his car
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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