I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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