Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
dude i'm inner monologue high
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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