are you still at the devil's house?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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