I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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