i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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