We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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