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Puke
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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