Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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