I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize
