question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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