That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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