His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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