Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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