would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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