So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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