i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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