oh god the rape fog is back!
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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