He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I just blew my weed a kiss
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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