"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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