I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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