So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My penis needs a shock collar
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He has the fingertips of a God
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