I think my fart just growled at me.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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