I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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