You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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