I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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