it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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