we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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