I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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