Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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