i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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