she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
