it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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