Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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