i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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