I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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