I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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