sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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