Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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