In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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