So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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