I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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