worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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