Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
