it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
tell me about the eggs
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