That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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