So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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