Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm too high and old for this...
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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