My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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