So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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